Santa Banta Comic
Santa is there any way for getting a loge life ?
Get married !!!
In ICU Ward
Nothing, Order come for this office
for the duty to arrest Raj Thakre.
Santa Banta Comic
Beggar : Sir, Give me some money.
Santa : But i am out of Cash now.
Beggar : No problem sir, I accept Credit Card Also.
Santa Banta Comic
Santa : Brother Banta, My dog is missing>
Banta : why don't you give missing AD in news paper.
Banta : why don't you give missing AD in news paper.
Santa : This will not work because my dog id uneducated.
Santa Banta Comic
Banta : Santa brother your face is photogenic.
your photo should be on cover magazine.
Santa : which one magazine, Filmfare or Vogue ?
Banta : No dear, it should be on World of crime megazine.
Santa Banta Comic
Santa : Sir, Please increase my salary.
Banta : for what ?
Santa : Now i am married !!
Banta : Sorry Santa company is not responsible outside accident.
Santa Banta Comic
Banta : Madam, I am Mechanic.
Is there anything in your home to repair ?
Madam : Yes, He is sitting in drawing room.
Santa Banta Comic
Banta : why our government does not allow a man to marry two women ?
Santa : that because as per law, you can not punish a man twice for the same mistake.
Santa Banta Comic
Wife : My life biggest mistake was that to marry with you.
Santa : You did mistake and i have to suffer for that.
Sweetheart I am giving this rose to you today because
tomorrow I will be busy in chasing the Valentine day celebrator.
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